
The May issue of Drag Illustrated is about to start showing up in speed shops, mailboxes and other outlets this very week. I'm excited for Buzz Varner, who's feature story appears in this month's issue. I could sit down and talk to Buzz for hours. Whether it's race coverage or a feature story, Buzz Varner always gives me a great interview. I finally had to stop writing for the sake of length, and I regret not being able to share more of Varner's stories.
I drove to Burlington (2+ hours east of my home in Hickory, NC) to visit Buzz in his restaurant. He fried me a cheeseburger, I had some pie and coffee, and it was a real pleasure to spend the afternoon there and hear some great racing stories. Some of my favorite stories (that didn't make the magazine) were the hair-raising tales of crashes and near misses in a Pro Mod car. "Some of the worst rides I've ever taken are the ones when you don't actually wreck", laughed Varner.
He told of being so out of shape that you can hear the tires squealing from inside the car with ear plugs in. He told of nitrous explosions so violent, the windshield was split and the jolt he took in the car was like a punch. One of the wildest stories Buzz told me was the time at Coastal Plains when a radiator line busted. "Somebody actually got that run on tape, and it looked like I ran through a rain storm", said Buzz. "Luckily, the parachutes came out and got me straight before the tires got dry enough to bite or I'd still be flipping", laughed Varner.
Here's a picture that turned out nice of the "3 stooges" - taken at Farmington a few months ago. Buzz never looks thrilled when I bring out the camera, but he continues to tolerate me. Ha! Left to right: Rod Houck, Garry "Hooter" Hoots and Buzz Varner.


